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Sacred Pregame Rituals: The Buffalo Club

- Wyatt Thurston

The Buffalo Club, is a secret society of gentlemen who are not giant pussies.

Once you are apart of the Buffalo Club, it is easy to spot a member wherever there is drinking involved and it’s fucking awesome being apart of this group of dudes.

Anyone can join the Buffalo Club, you just have to be willing to follow a small set of rules for the rest of your life and be willing to accept the consequences of not following these rules. You also must always be willing to enforce the rules with those you know are apart of the club.

So what is the Buffalo Club you ask?

The Buffalo Club is everywhere, we are everywhere, and we are better than everyone else. Once you take the pledge to join us, you must choose to do so with a group of friends you drink with consistently. You form a pact within that subgroup of gentleman that from here on out you will forever hold every drink for the rest of your life (in your more than likely less dominant hand), your lefty.

So why do we do this?

Because you shake with your right hand, so you no longer have to switch your hands when meeting someone new. The sweat from your ice cold drink doesn’t get on the others hand, or you don’t waste time, and it’s just fucking better ok?

If you are seen with your adult beverage in your right hand ever, a member of the Buffalo Club may call you out for this offense, and enforce action by simply saying, “Buffalo” to you. If this happens to you, you must drink the entirety of your drink and look like a failure for not following this sacred law. No matter where you are you have to follow the rule, even if you’re at a dinner party with your boss and he thinks you’re a crazy person for chugging a vodka on the rocks. Rules are rules, broski.

Have fun with this, it’s a great brotherhood to be apart of. You’ll notice those that are apart of it for the rest of your life.

Let us know in the comments if you have another ritual we should feature!

At Raging Mammoth we like to remind you we are all about having great times with your best friends, but please make sure that you do this responsibly.

Dubya, Raging Mammoth

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