Ol' Glory, except in robe form.
You wear it because you're a man of national pride, who loves the USA above everything else. Drape yourself in Freedom, brother. U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! Robe comes with two pockets, one for a beer and the other for a beer.
Medium: 140 - 190lb
Large: 191 - 230lb